02 April 2009

Kids' jokes

what’s red and smells like blue paint??
RED PAINT!

why do sea gulls live by the sea??
CUZ IF THEY LIVED BY THE BAY, THEY’D BE CALLED BAY GULLS!

what did the picture say to the wall??
“I’VE BEEN FRAMED!!!”

what did the ocean say to the beach??
NOTHING–IT JUST WAVED!!

why did the kid study in an airplane?
HE WANTED A HIGHER EDUCATION!

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