- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...
(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God
- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.
-Drink and sex. That's what killed your uncle - drink and sex!
-Yeah. He couldn't get either, so he shot himself.
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