22 April 2009

Exercise

Can you tell that I don't like exercise? :-)

I like long walks, especially when
they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is that you die healthier.

The only reason I would take up jogging
is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.

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