23 March 2009

Quotes

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly but we have a complete set of soup knives.

A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please.
She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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