27 February 2009

Men

Q: What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
A: The man


Q: What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.


Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows. It's never happened.


If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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