* Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.” - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
* I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
* Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
* By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates
* I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
* My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
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Hilarious :-))
ReplyDeleteMegeia your blog, very uplifting :-)
I needed something uplifting, as you can imagine :-)
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