22 May 2009

Computer jokes

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.


What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go for a disk drive.


What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.


How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.

No comments:

Post a Comment